[眼殘] 學弟...學姊不是故意的
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剛剛看到某篇學長搶劫學弟的文,
笑的很爽的同時,忽然回想到某件事情......感覺自己好像也半斤八兩
事情是這樣的開始的.....
原PO的學弟妹緣還算不錯,
所以常常在校園偶然遇到認識的學弟妹,
話說那天還是個風和日麗的早上,
原PO一手拎著便當一手拎著早餐,
怡怡然的走進校門裡,忽見前方約50公尺,有個熟悉的背影......
心裡想著那好像是XXX,
嘖,感覺越看越像......
然後一把中二魂忽然熊熊燃起,
原PO就助跑衝刺+右手拎著裝著三明治的早餐,
就這麼往學弟的後腦勺巴下去 ......
然後被巴的學弟立馬回頭,
我「!!!」
學弟「!!!」
是的,那個學弟完全不是XXX,他回頭的當下我傻眼,
學弟一邊摸他被巴的地方一邊驚恐的看著我,
不過我是個勇於承認錯誤的人,
所以我懷著愧疚的心說:「學弟,對不起,學姊認錯人了.」
還好這個學弟人還不錯,有回我說沒關係,
然後他說沒關係後,我立馬接了句說
「如果你真的很難釋懷,你可以去找X年X班的XXX巴回來,因為我把你當做他了......」
總結:千萬別憑背影去認人,因為會發生傷人又害己的蠢事
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※ 編輯: god006 (101.8.233.108), 09/19/2014 01:12:17
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