[無言] 臨檢酒測
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手機排版紊亂請見諒
原po現居高雄
有一天晚上,我肚子餓就自己跑到附近的永和吃宵夜
吃飽滿足之際,就開車回學校宿舍
路途遇到臨檢,因為天氣熱過敏
所以臉紅紅被攔下來.....囧
警察: 那個先孫 麻煩您下車配合檢查
剛剛去哪裡啊?有沒有喝酒
原po: 好der(無奈) 吃永和 沒喝酒
警察: 您的駕照看一下
原po: 拿
警察: ................ =.=
原po: 咦?=.=
阿爸哩吶啊底加~~~~~~~~~
你今天臨檢喔 XDDDDDDDDD
從此以後擴大臨檢都不吃宵夜的原po
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09/15 11:15, , 1F
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差點沒被上銬帶回偵訊 =.=
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:22:22
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09/15 11:20, , 3F
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09/15 11:22, , 4F
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他旁邊的人拿著手電筒快把我閃瞎啦
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:23:45
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09/15 11:24, , 5F
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叫永和的錯了嗎QQ
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哈哈哈很熟啊 幹嘛這樣~
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老爸: 這次怎麼跟上次的不太一樣?
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:29:00
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09/15 11:32, , 9F
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三民區九如路那間永來 講習慣了
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:37:05
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09/15 11:36, , 10F
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啵 下 去 我 可 能 會 被 控 告 襲 警
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:37:56
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09/15 11:44, , 11F
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09/15 11:54, , 12F
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嗚嗚兒子認真唸書 沒法常常回家孝順您
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09/15 11:56, , 13F
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不難吃 豆漿是有燒焦味那種 我覺得臺北總店比較好吃 人多可能是好停車噢
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 11:59:24
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09/15 12:09, , 14F
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差點就相信你了XD
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※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 12:11:10
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覺得噁!!!!!!!!!
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 12:54:28
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09/15 12:58, , 22F
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老媽: 親愛的 要去哪
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09/15 13:23, , 24F
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屁啦~~~~~~~~
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 13:27:53
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09/15 13:32, , 25F
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09/15 13:52, , 29F
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媽媽在家煮了溫補 比我還好
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09/15 13:55, , 30F
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被唸了一下
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09/15 14:14, , 31F
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誰會知道會被自己老爸攔到!!!!
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09/15 14:25, , 32F
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我不是女兒 爸爸自己不要的
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09/15 14:26, , 33F
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哈哈哈 沒啦我都自己付辣....
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開我罰單吧 我不啵
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09/15 15:40, , 38F
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車子我的 罰單都我繳辣.....
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不會啊 常常回家 很近喲
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一杯 米漿
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你跟yt160大一樣!
※ 編輯: sneakers (114.40.250.59), 09/15/2014 19:43:10
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小罰500p
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你突破盲點了!!!!! 連車都認不得啦
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就交給你了 勇者
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其實我爸很黑 半夜看不清楚 只看的到牙齒齁
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