[無言] 月兔在月亮上搗什麼?

看板StupidClown作者 (宅。小蒼)時間9年前 (2014/09/03 00:15), 編輯推噓44(47344)
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剛跟閃光在聊天,聊到最近中秋節習俗的事, 我跟他說月亮上面住著搗藥的月兔他不相信, 他回我「月兔不是搗麻糬的嗎?」 「月兔不是搗麻糬的嗎?」 「月兔不是搗麻糬的嗎?」 還死不相信我偏要去Google才相信... 漫畫正解版(?):http://ppt.cc/Kgkk -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.25.2.2 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1409674558.A.AC3.html

09/03 00:16, , 1F
搗廣含公~~~
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搗麻糬+1
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+1
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直 搗黃蓉…
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搗麻糬+1
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09/03 00:20, , 6F
中國搗藥,日本搗麻糬
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我也以為吳剛是罰跪= =
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搗長蛾
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跪誰啊XDD
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跪五樓
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通馬桶
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09/03 00:22, , 12F
不是玉兔嗎 我被蒙騙了這麼久OAO
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09/03 00:23, , 13F
直搗黃龍xD
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為什麼要跪我Q_Q
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09/03 00:23, , 15F
是玉兔啊,只是現在都亂叫,還賣原子筆。
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09/03 00:24, , 16F
我第一個閃過的念頭是搗蛋欸XD
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倒立
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09/03 00:27, , 18F
吳剛伐GAY不是桂,慾兔搗蛋,常鵝不好翹
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09/03 00:29, , 19F
原子筆XDDDD
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吳剛伐GAY因為他無肛
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嫦娥女的當然不會翹,因為是天蓬元帥翹起來了
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09/03 00:30, , 22F
喔喔喔~我剛剛有看到rec大在就可版哦~XDDDD
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其實我覺得笨版比就可好笑XD
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09/03 00:34, , 24F
但是就可人氣比較高 好親一個
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是好奇怪啦!!
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笨板又溫馨又好笑還有視姦情可以看就可整個輸掉的感覺
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又是選字…
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我看到rec大在那邊大殺特殺XDDDD感謝您手下留情
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Y大我可以唷>///<
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有酒喔!沒有狡辯喔!
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rec大 拜託不要跟E大說啊QQ
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你給我親一個就不講XD
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賤兔是搗大便(通馬桶)
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啾..啾咪~(E大對不起..小弟手機賣了我的身..
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講什麼!!!
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快講!!
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E大妳沒機會了 哼哼
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什麼啦QAQ
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雖然身是rec大的心還是E大的啊>///<
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話說我可以身心分離嗎?
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um...Y大你的電話快沒電了
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我要把你榨乾 嘿嘿
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3mm是我的
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f大是啊…等等充一下繼續y~
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rec大拜託不要啊QQ
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E大..人家才不是3mm呢..
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吳剛肉吧
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中秋節Der絞肉
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y大是我的
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心交給了E大 肉體交給了rec大
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究竟you大是誰的呢?讓我們繼續看下去...
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我也以為月兔搗麻糬...
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玉兔:人類荒淫無道,受死吧。
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沒關係 我有你的肉體就好^_<
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三人行 Ya~>.^
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09/03 00:54, , 57F
你這淫蕩的小動物XD
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不我是大鋼筋~
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3mm
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搗麻糬+1
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月兔是搗麻糬吧靠!!!!!!
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被聊天推文騙進來了...QAQ
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E大不是3mm啦!啾正你~
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你是3mm!!既然都進來了一起聊啊
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E大!前面是c喔~不是m~啾正你~
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yangxh大 上面隨你挑~
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莫名的樓又歪了XDDDDD
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3mm呿
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年經文
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E大是30啦><
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麻糬+1
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玉兔搗蒜
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09/03 01:38, , 73F
去年就有一樣的文了,這不是笨
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Y大來啾一個><
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不行啦~已經不行了~(喘
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我以為是搗年糕...
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到底為什麼能聊的這麼開啊還不只一兩篇
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這淫亂的小動物XD
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倒馬啦
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好好笑d
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09/03 07:04, , 81F
亂入破壞文章聊天組又開始盛行了
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國小時一直以為是蜈蚣伐樹,畫畫投稿,還得獎
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年年都有新笨笨XD
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不是搗吳剛的蛋嗎
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09/03 10:26, , 85F
無肛當然要罰GAY啦,顆顆
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我也以為搗麻糬…
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Archi821大正解 中國搗藥,日本搗麻糬
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搗蛋~~~
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什麼!!我還以為不給糖 就搗蛋是月兔先開始的。
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理智上知道是搗藥 但情感上覺得是搗麻糬
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09/04 00:01, , 91F
不是通馬桶嗎?
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大概只有跟我同輩的知道它在搗馬桶.....
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通馬桶+1
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通馬桶想到賤兔XDD
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