[聽錯] 去親親看電影錯了嗎?
(微西斯,慎入)
在我高二冬天的某一天,一個跟我不錯的學長傳簡訊來找我
"小杰(原Po的名字),我模擬考考完了,想休息一下陪我去看電影好嗎?"
雖然我心想"你阿嬤啦!你都要學測了還敢看電影?"
我還是很善良的答應了學長
我們決定去親親影城(在台中市區,離一中不遠)看戲
而在電影開演前,我們先在一中街吃飯
而就在我們吃飽準備離開的時候,一個學長的同學看到他便寒暄兩句
他同學:"你要回學校讀書嗎?還是去補習?"
學長:"我要跟他(比我)去親親"
學長同學用一種很不可置信的表情看著我們:
"所以你們等一下要去一中麗澤樓的廁所嗎??"
等一下,他在講三小?我跟學長用一臉疑惑的表情看著他
學長同學頓了一下,發現我們比他還困擾,他才慢慢說:
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"聽說一中麗澤樓蓋了一個超豪華的殘障廁所
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你們要親親、抱抱,甚至要打砲都可以喔!"
媽啦!我當下超想鑽到地下的
還有就是別想太多,嗯,我是男生
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