[無言] 我就是新郎啊!!!消失
是...朋友的結婚"親身"經歷。
以下用朋友的角色來闡述。
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結婚前一天老爸跟我說...
爸:欸,你大伯剛打電話來說他們要坐我們的車一起上去台南啊,然後我算了一下...
車位不夠,你自己搭火車到台南站再走去飯店吧!!
車位不夠,你自己搭火車到台南站再走去飯店吧!!
車位不夠,你自己搭火車到台南站再走去飯店吧!!
我:什...什麼?我是新郎欸!!!
我是新郎欸!!!(激動)
爸:車票幫你買好了,明天早上的自強號喔,早點睡蛤~
(轉身走進臥房)
我還能說什麼...這是強迫中獎嘛?!!!!
【隔天】
有點哀傷的搭上火車到台南站,結婚的飯店是後站的香OO拉飯店。
由於搭火車,還要走一小段路,所以我穿T恤+短褲+球鞋(求輕便為主)
走進櫃台大廳...
服務生:先生您好,請問您是要用餐嗎?
我:呃...我是來參加婚禮...OO府喜宴
服務生:那場喜宴還沒開放入場,您要不要先稍坐一下?
我:哦...我現在要進去耶...我是新郎...
我是新郎...
我是新郎...
接著我看到服務生帶著複(ㄅㄧㄝ)雜(ㄒㄧㄠˋ)的表情帶我到化妝室...
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