[無言] 我哥要放屁
總之就在客廳一起看電視
我哥突然起身說他要放屁
而且屁眼對著我 一怒之下正要打他屁股的時候
我手從下往上揮,他剛好要跑走
結果這個摸門特,我打到他的蛋蛋(軟軟的觸感囧)
他就躺在地上打滾,還說他的卵蛋很痛
後來又說從卵蛋延伸到肚子,開始抱著肚子喊痛
過了一分鐘,他終於復原了
是有沒有這麼誇張
但想到我小時候學跆拳的第一天,很興奮的對剛回家的老爸展示正踢
也不偏不倚的踢中老爸下體(也是躺在地上打滾)
突然又覺得哥哥不是在演戲
哥,我還想抱姪子
對不起
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