[無言] 學長我想你誤會了
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廢話不多說
以下是我跟我學長的對話
我:學長~你那天不是說想要BJ嗎?
你晚上來找我,我幫你BJ!!
學長:靠~你有病哦?沒事幹嘛幫我BJ
我:你那天不是說你想?
學長:X!我想也是去叫女的幫我BJ,你幫我BJ甚麼鬼阿
我:靠!我幫妳弄跟女的幫你弄,效果還不是一樣?你只是要BJ而已!
學長:哪裡一樣啊?我能可多花點錢也不要你幫我BJ
我:不然你一樣付我錢,讓我幫你BJ
學長:X!你現在是很想幫人BJ是嗎?
我:拜託~我昨天研究了一個晚上了!!
學長:所以?
我:我昨天也幫我自己的BJ阿~想說順邊幫你BJ一下!
學長:你XX的吃錯藥喔?
我:X!好心幫你BJ你不要!!
學長:你有病!!
我:你到底要不要?很快!30分鐘就好了
學長:看到你我大概1HR也硬不起來!
我:硬甚麼?
學長:你不是想幫我BJ?
我:幫你哀鳳BJ關你硬不硬甚麼事?
學長:你到底是想說BJ(Blow Job)還是JB(Jailbreak)?
我:痾....呵呵...學長!你誤會了.....
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