[大哭]蔥油餅不是我吃的真的不是我吃的
手機排版請見諒
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在某個讀書讀太累不小心趴在桌上睡著的夜晚(大約10點多)
待我再次清醒時已經12點多了
睡醒時依稀記得在夢中我吃一小塊蔥油餅放進嘴裡,
啊~好懷念蔥油餅的味道啊!
想著想著便吞了口口水,
欸?怎麼會有蔥油餅的味道?!
越想越覺得奇怪,越覺得大事不妙
馬上開了房門衝去問我爸到底發生什麼事
以下是我爸的話:
你在大概11點的時候跑來廚房開冰箱
默默拿了葡萄土司就往嘴裡放
我猜你大概真的餓了
剛好正在幫你奶奶煎蔥油餅
想說就意思意思問一下你要不要也來一片
沒想到妳毫不猶豫直接回答:好啊!(跟小敏一樣)
(註:我平常都是堅決說“不!!我在減肥!”如果真的很想吃的話,會猶豫再三最後商量來個一人一半)
我看你意志這麼堅決就幫你弄了一片順便送到你房間
開了門發現你躺在床上盯著天花板發呆
(註:平常我無法忍受什麼事都不做,一定會利用等待的空檔看書或玩手機)
把蔥油餅拿給你時你也沒說什麼就開始吃
等到我再來收盤子時發現還剩下不到三分之一
而你抱著盤子睡著了
把你搖醒問你還要不要吃後
你連筷子都不用就直接用手抓著就往嘴裡塞(爸嫌惡貌)
然後又躺回去睡著了
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天啊啊啊啊啊啊他說的那個人到底是誰啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
為什麼我完全沒有印象??!!!!
尤其是那個土司
我完全連一點土司屑的印象都沒有啊!!
而且吃了土司已經夠可怕了我怎麼可能還又吃蔥油餅!!??
再說躺在床上盯著天花板這畫面也太詭異了吧!
最可惡的是我連一點吃了東西的味道、感覺都沒有
太浪費了!!!(?)
原本是想po飄版的(根本被附身了啊我)
但怕首po就被劣退太悲慘
所以先po來笨版討拍一下……QQ
嗚嗚嗚這真的是太毛太噁心了…
(而且為了畢旅要來認真減肥,難得努力貫徹少吃多運動,這下真的完全破功…嗚…)
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