[大哭] 可愛的NPC妹妹
昨天晚餐在頗有名的體育館壽司解決
離考試越接近就越焦慮所以多點了塊豬排犒賞自己,
吃到一半的時候,出現了一組野生的三代,
內容物包含:點餐的阿嬤,媽媽,及吸奶嘴的NPC小妹妹
下面都各用一個字來表示
媽:A要吃壽司,B要吃麵。。。(略)
妹:妹妹要豬排(含奶嘴)
嬤:壽司,麵,豬排。。。都點了,還有要什麼嗎?
媽:妹妹要吃茶碗蒸嗎?
妹:豬排!
嬤:阿公要吃什麼?
媽:鍋燒意麵
妹:不要問他了問我(臭拎呆的娃娃音+奶嘴)
媽:妹妹要吃什麼?
妹:豬排!
嬤:我點完了大家要吃的,還有要加點什麼嗎?
妹:豬排!
媽:已經點了
妹:還有
媽:你吃的完嗎?還要什麼?
妹:豬排!
(當時在旁邊真的覺得妹妹好可愛,年紀這麼小媽媽也好尊重他)
此時廣播傳來:110桌一個豬排 110桌一個豬排
妹妹:豬排~~~~~~A______A!
然後笨點在
看著妹妹這麼可愛的一直說著豬排豬排
在他轉頭過來看我的那個moment
我夾起盤子上最後一塊豬排,然後看著妹妹,張大嘴巴吃下去
妹:A口A豬排~~~~~
我於是也回報他一個裝可愛的笑容A_____A
沒想到,他指著我朋友(他比我大而且比我高)說
“姐姐,吃麵麵”
說完指著我說
“阿姨!!!(重音)豬嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~~~排”
說完便揮揮衣袖不帶走一片豬排,呃,我是說雲海。。。
轉回去繼續跟媽媽說他要點豬排了
愣了一下才在內心吶喊
我也是姐姐啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
因為太桑腥了所以沒有版龜酒。
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