[大哭] 不會游泳錯了嗎?!
從小學一直到現在大二
我游泳的程度始終停留在亂飄還有短距離打水,而且一直搞不懂浮板怎麼用
然後剛好家裡有剩的冬泳卷,所以我就自告奮勇說要去把它用完
想說趁機減肥加自學游泳!
今天去游泳時遇到了一對混血小姐妹,大概是幼稚園至小一那年紀吧!
他們真的很厲害!靠著泳圈可以游完一趟
我因為不會換氣,所以大概一躺都停三四次
游完要在收拾東西時,他們也剛好收拾
然後因為那姐姐就一直在看我,所以她媽媽就跟她說:妳沒有叫姐姐~
我也笑笑的看著她,想說跟小朋友打交道難不倒我的!
結果她突然一副要跟媽媽說悄悄話的樣子,但卻是用整個更衣室都聽的到的音量說
「Mommy, she can't swim」
頓時她阿母跟我都傻住了!!
我只好淡淡的回一句
「I can hear you」
然後就換那妹妹傻住了!
不會游泳錯了嗎?!
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