[眼殘] 捷運

看板StupidClown作者 (陽光)時間10年前 (2014/03/23 19:49), 編輯推噓71(71015)
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上下班時段的捷運人總是特別多. 某次下班拖著疲憊的身軀等捷運, 沒多久捷運進站, 前面的阿婆好像深怕搶不到座位, 門一開便不要命的往前衝, 連帶排在她後頭的人也一起衝, 導致要下車的人卡在車廂門前無法動彈. 我目睹了一切經過, 看到一個小胖擠在門前,看似準備下車,卻 被人群包圍不能行動,臉上盡是無奈. 我看他徬徨無助的模樣, 心想助人為快樂之本, 輪到我上車時, 便順手從背後推了他一把, 把他推出車外. 之後我便藏身人群中,心想當個無名的好人. 他也真的咚,咚,咚,有些措手不及三步併做兩步跳出車廂外. 之後他站穩腳步望向車內, 然後 走了進來... 一直待到快終點站才下車... 而之間我完全不敢看他一眼... ----- Sent from JPTT on my Samsung GT-N7000. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 110.171.65.118

03/23 19:51, , 1F
XDDD
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03/23 20:19, , 2F
難怪他一直瞪你
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03/23 20:43, , 3F
XD小胖表示:我又不是甄環..
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03/23 20:43, , 4F
原來是妳...
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03/23 20:47, , 5F
啥毀XDDD
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03/23 21:03, , 6F
推好心XD
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03/23 21:43, , 7F
XDD
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03/23 21:48, , 8F
黑特板又有新文章了
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03/23 21:49, , 9F
哈哈哈 有笑有推
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03/23 22:02, , 10F
XDDDDDDDD
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03/23 22:20, , 11F
【超幹】坐捷運被人從後面推下車
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03/23 22:25, , 12F
笑炸
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03/23 22:42, , 13F
萬一對方跌倒受傷怎麼辦
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03/23 22:49, , 14F
哈哈 小胖好可憐
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03/23 22:54, , 15F
原來是你XD
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03/23 23:19, , 16F
有笑有推+1
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03/23 23:20, , 17F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 00:11, , 18F
推推
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03/24 00:27, , 19F
小胖在你後面 他非常火!
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03/24 01:43, , 20F
為什麼小胖不往裡面站一點要站門口
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03/24 01:56, , 21F
對阿..站外面就算了,他還一直前前後後,一副要出不出的
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03/24 01:56, , 22F
樣子,真的讓人誤以為是受困民眾
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03/24 02:14, , 23F
XDDDD
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03/24 02:20, , 24F
哈哈哈哈好笑
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03/24 03:57, , 25F
是以為上下班時捷運有辦法往裡面移動哦,站外面也不得已
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03/24 03:57, , 26F
上一站最後上車的根本被壓門口無法動
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03/24 09:44, , 27F
周星馳電影還真有些寫實
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03/24 09:52, , 28F
看到甄環我大笑了,不過原po還是不要隨便推人比較好
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03/24 09:53, , 29F
萬一讓人受傷就罪過了
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03/24 10:11, , 30F
XDDDDDDD他一定很哀怨
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03/24 10:52, , 31F
哈哈哈,可憐的小胖!XD
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03/24 11:37, , 32F
好心"推"
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03/24 12:10, , 33F
推樓上
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03/24 12:16, , 34F
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03/24 12:25, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 12:43, , 36F
哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/24 13:09, , 37F
小胖在你身後他現在很火~
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03/24 14:08, , 38F
一直前前後後,一副要出不出的....
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03/24 14:19, , 39F
哈哈哈
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03/24 14:33, , 40F
xDDDD
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03/24 14:37, , 41F
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03/24 14:46, , 42F
XDDDDDDD
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03/24 15:40, , 43F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 15:45, , 44F
哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了
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03/24 16:17, , 45F
太壞了 原po好壞
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03/24 17:11, , 46F
XDDDDD
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03/24 18:00, , 47F
原Po人真好,笑翻了@@我喜歡好人
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03/24 19:14, , 48F
根本好心辦壞事阿版大XDDD
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03/24 20:22, , 49F
小胖 一定很受傷,又不是坐電梯,硬要推人家出來Q___Q
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03/24 21:55, , 50F
哈哈……
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03/24 22:17, , 51F
哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 22:23, , 52F
哈哈 超好笑
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03/24 22:30, , 53F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 23:16, , 54F
哈哈哈好尷尬
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03/24 23:22, , 55F
小胖啊XD
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03/24 23:48, , 56F
原po人真好,哈哈
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03/24 23:55, , 57F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 00:15, , 58F
小胖表示,明明有位子坐了...
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03/25 03:00, , 59F
原po超會腦補
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03/25 04:39, , 60F
胖一點臭了嗎
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03/25 05:00, , 61F
好心"推"XD
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03/25 10:15, , 62F
哈哈哈哈
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03/25 12:57, , 63F
Xdddd
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03/25 13:02, , 64F
XDDDD
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03/25 14:06, , 65F
哈哈哈
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03/25 15:15, , 66F
哈哈哈哈你怎麼這樣
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03/25 15:16, , 67F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/25 16:52, , 68F
哈哈哈哈
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03/25 17:15, , 69F
任何情況都不要在人背後推他,這有危險耶
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03/25 17:44, , 70F
X 就是你
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03/25 21:00, , 71F
XDDDDDD
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03/25 21:06, , 72F
UCCU
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03/25 21:09, , 73F
原來是你推我 我本來不是要在那站下車
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03/25 21:37, , 74F
XDDDDDDD
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03/26 01:27, , 75F
笑了XDDD
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03/26 03:08, , 76F
XD
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咚咚咚
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03/26 12:39, , 78F
XDDD
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03/26 19:28, , 79F
你是要進去呢?還是要出來呢? ㄏㄏ
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03/26 22:09, , 80F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/27 14:20, , 81F
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03/27 22:39, , 82F
經典中的經典
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03/29 09:48, , 83F
哈哈哈哈哈哈小胖覺得莫名其妙哈哈哈
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03/29 11:28, , 84F
小胖好莫名啊XD
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04/03 00:26, , 85F
UCCU
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04/08 22:52, , 86F
XD
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