[大哭] 可以給我你的電話嗎?

看板StupidClown作者 (bass)時間10年前 (2014/03/22 16:20), 編輯推噓45(45010)
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剛剛去剪頭髮 選到一個正妹設計師 ( 沒圖ㄏ 剪頭髮過程中有說有笑這樣 剪完頭髮後設計師開口 「可以給我你的電話嗎?」 我心想 幹超爽der第一次有妹子跟我要電話 可是我有女朋友了啊!! 內心掙扎了一會ㄦ 「可以給妳但是我有女朋友了欸..」 她傻了一會 「我是要幫你登入會員集點欸...」 ........ 幹讓我死了吧 最後在店員笑聲中離開那家店 集你媽的點... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 116.89.143.90

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XDDDDDDD
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.................XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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再積八點就可以........
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換店員嗎xD ※ 編輯: bluewood 來自: 112.78.95.125 (03/22 17:29)

03/22 17:30, , 4F
店員:你可以再集8點…
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這太好笑了XDDDDD
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有笑有推XDDDDDDDD
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uccu
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你淫了
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03/22 18:22, , 10F
有笑有推
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03/22 18:58, , 11F
這也太好笑了八 XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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哈哈哈哈哈哈快笑死XDDDDD
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哈哈哈,有點丟臉說...
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下次不去了..

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xDDD
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哈哈,好笑好推~~
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哈哈哈哈哈上班憋笑好痛苦
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※ 編輯: bluewood 來自: 112.78.95.125 (03/22 20:20) HelloBabe:哈哈 03/22 20:43

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哈哈
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有丟臉有推 XDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈
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03/22 21:41, , 22F
哈哈哈,你以後敢再去嗎
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不敢

03/22 21:47, , 23F
今日你最囧 哈哈
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好丟臉哈哈哈哈
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說不定她只是在圓場XD
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我也希望啊...

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1你可以假裝你是故意的XDDD
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太遲了我那時只顧著跑

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太好笑了
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俊朗朗朗朗
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UCCU
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手機集點?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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噴笑
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這太好笑我忍不住了XDDD
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某甲去餐廳吃飯,遇到正妹店員,結帳時,同時把信用卡
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跟名片拿給店員,店員說:"抱歉,我有男友了,不方便
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打你名片上的手機給你",某甲回:"發票幫我打上名片上
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的統編啦!"
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原po的經歷讓我想到這故事
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會錯意... ※ 編輯: bluewood 來自: 112.78.95.125 (03/23 00:28)

03/23 01:10, , 40F
哈哈再集8點
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好慘啊XDD
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笑到歪掉XDDDD
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哈哈你看看你
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我是圓仔 敲摳愛der 大家都要我der電話
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可以給你但是我有女朋友了耶~~~大笑
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XDDDDDDD
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好尷尬啦XDDDD
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丟臉死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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原Po好單純xDD
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尷尬爛XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超丟臉XDDD
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XDDDDD
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文章代碼(AID): #1JBKUm06 (StupidClown)