[無言] 地基主坐計程車回家
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這是我朋友與地基主對話的故事,以下第一人稱的"我"即指我那超正人妻朋友
對於拜地基主這件事,我一直抱著存疑
一個地基一個主,那麼祂不就一樓吃到頂樓
那麼即使我不拜祂還不是吃飽飽
所以曾經直接買麥香雞餐拜,想說換個口味不會膩(聽說祂愛吃雞腿便當)
金紙則是大樓不能燒,所以都加菜打發祂
除夕當天拜地基主時就隨手多放一顆蓮霧和兩片餅乾
直接說多給你水果跟點心了,金紙就不燒了
等待時打電話跟我媽聊天聊到這件事時,我媽很認真地說好像有拜就要燒
不能賴皮!!!!!
情急之下只好上網查,結果好像真是如此
而且一面倒都說地基主不爽的話很會鬧脾氣啦,幼稚啦...的評價
連"自稱"不迷信的老公也在旁邊嚧一定要燒要燒要燒!
最好是地基主這麼缺錢啦!其他鄰居是不燒嗎?一棟樓應該至少有一戶吧?
還好查到一個天才人妻po說可以擲杯問
但是擲出來的答案真的很幼稚.....
我:今天準備的東西滿意嗎?
地基:笑杯.....
我:今天的東西 滿 意 嗎?
地基:笑杯.....
我:今天這樣拜可以嗎?
地基:笑杯.....
我:是不是沒燒金紙不開心?
地基:聖杯!!!!!(蛤!都不會害羞耶!!)
我:所以要金紙嗎?
地基:聖杯!!!!!
我:但是我這邊不能燒金紙,不然你要跟我回婆家拿嗎?
地基:聖杯!!!!!
我:(報地址)真的要過來拿嗎?
地基:聖杯!!!!!
我:那就自己跟好喔,我今天很忙沒時間喔
地基:聖杯!!!!!
我:那今天的飯好吃嗎?
地基:聖杯.....(好吃不早講...)
老公的結論是:
雖然對地基主抱著存疑,但這麼精準的答案
也真的令人信其有.....
但是我只覺得祂很像沿路收保護費的矮人.....
愛吃雞腿的矮人.....
最後,我那天還多燒一些給祂叫祂去搭計程車回家
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