[無言]家教學生的提問........
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這是在朋友FB狀態上看到的,已詢問過他本人的意願,代PO至笨版
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今天家教學生問我植物人是啥,
我稀哩嘩啦說了一堆之後,他要求我演給他看,
於是上了他的床,躺著躺著就睡著了...
不巧今日恰是發薪日,媽嗎走進房間欲拿薪水給我,
看見此場景疑惑的問了學生老師在幹啥,
學生:老師在扮演植物人...
媽嗎:演的這麼像喔...真是辛苦了...
這句話瞬即穿透我的腦神經,
我壓抑著恥辱、驚訝、恐慌....等等一切難以言喻的情緒,
緩緩爬起,笑著對著學生說:應該懂了吧,還有問題嗎?
立即變化嚴肅的表情,還不開始算數學? 再回過身與媽媽聊一些幹話...
天啊........................
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