[無言] 阿公教狗尿尿
我家在今年二月的時候去認養了一隻黑色小土狗
(囉嗦建議:希望大家可以認養代替購買哦)
從小到大我家一直都有養狗、全盛時期有7隻
後來慢慢老死、或病死
因為生離死別實在太痛了、我們全家人也經歷了這麼多次
在前年最後一隻14年的老狗走時候大家就決定不要再養了
可是阿公就覺得他要養一隻狗顧家
他每次突然高血壓昏倒都是之前那隻狗叫醒他的
而且也會看家、非常乖巧聽話
於是我媽就鬥不過他、只好去認養一隻狗叫----來福。
(因為那時正好在播九品芝麻官:那晚我看見常威在打來福 XD)
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這個來福現在也已經八個月大、雖然好像還是幼犬
但體型已經是一隻成熟的公狗、而且好像也會想要…弄別的母狗
阿公說來福明明已經長大了、為什麼還不抬腳尿尿
要在這邊畫地盤才是啊、怎麼還是蹲著尿
該不會我們偷帶去結紮吧?
其實我跟媽媽才不在乎他怎麼尿尿咧
牠超級皮的、我每天全身傷痕累累、晚上都不能好好睡
牠只要不要到處亂尿尿、我管他抬腿尿、蹲著尿、還是倒立尿啊
但這件事對阿公來說不知為什麼好介意
他就是無法接受公狗這樣尿尿
也一直覺得來福不夠煞氣
一直把前一隻狗拿來跟來福比較
結果…三個禮拜前我下班回家走到巷口
遠遠看見巷尾似乎有一位老人牽著一隻不受控的黑狗
還聽見老人一直罵:「咖啦、哩咖愛牙企來」(腳啦、你腳要舉起來)
黑狗還是不為所動…繼續蹲著尿尿
這時我看見…
老人舉起他的腳對著路邊的車輪然後說:「按捺啦、按捺!」(這樣啦、這樣!)
當下我大笑不已、就馬上走上前很生氣的跟來福說
「來福、你這個不孝子!!阿公80歲還要在路邊示範給你看!!」
但來福也是一臉無辜、繼續興奮的跳來跳去…
唉~有點笨啊來福…
附上來福小時候及長大落差很大的照片XD
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/b7fzpzqv43vwrrz/rCG0WNUq0j
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/lltj4njl5nao94r/Vwv9WwdUCq
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/gln61acghzl38mv/JrSqqT8Oea
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