不小心西斯的我學妹
昨天是普天同慶的雙十節
學妹和男友搭區間車去鄰縣吃喜酒
回程在人山人海的月台上等車時
男友用鼻孔對著學妹的臉噴氣
(老夫老妻間常有的無聊(x)甜蜜(o)遊戲)
男友福至心靈問了學妹一句:
"如果我不小心把鼻屎噴在妳臉上, 妳會不會生氣?"
學妹沒有回答
因為剛剛喜酒在她的胃裡軋了起來
但車快來了又沒時間讓她去廁所靜觀其變一下
男友倒是好整以暇:
"蛤? 那妳等下如果不小心拉在車上怎麼辦?"
學妹心想我哪有那麼弱說拉就拉, 便大聲回嘴:
"那我就讓你噴在我臉上一次不生氣!"
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