[無言] 朱自清爸爸拿的東西
今天早上,我和同事在聊天
他不笨,但是就是有很多事情都不知道
卻又要硬掰一個來講
像我今天問他:路邊攤有哪三寶
他說:蒼蠅蚊子桌椅少
可是他又知道唧唧復唧唧的下一句是木蘭當戶織
還有上次,我問他誰射日?
他說夸父…
但是他又知道奔月的是嫦娥..╮(╯▽╰)╭..
或者是問他,你知道地球繞著什麼轉嗎?
他竟然說月亮!
但是他又知道火星在地球隔壁XDD
然後這次我問他,你知道朱自清的背影嗎?
他說:知道!
我就考他:那你說朱自清的背影講的是誰的背影?
他說:我知道我知道!是朱自清的爸爸!
我心裡想,哇…夸父射日的人竟然知道朱自清的背影是描述他爸爸
想必他應該都做過功課了,很好很好
接著我又問他:那你知道他們在車站離別時候他爸爸手上拿的是什麼嗎?
他說:
便當…
便當…
便當…
我就當場傻眼,我問他為什麼會是便當
他說車站是火車站啊,火車站不是都賣便當
他爸爸回去的時候肚子餓所以買便當要回去吃
其實認識他兩年多,我一就搞不清楚他到底是聰明還是... ╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭
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