[無言] 女友的夢話
話說 我女朋友有個很強大的技能
就是他會說夢話! 而且她不只說夢話 她還會用夢話跟你對答
有一次晚上我朋友丟了一個FB給我說" 幹 哪個白癡會去申請這種東西阿!"
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002438817293
我點開的時候我女朋友正好在旁邊 然後跟我一起看了一下就關掉了
接著我就跑去打LOL 她就去旁邊先睡了
然後我打完最後一場約莫半夜兩點時 想說該睡了
所以我就電腦關一關 電燈關一關 上床睡覺
然後他大小姐居然給我睡大字型 把整個床占滿
那我當然就很理所當然的把她給推旁邊一點嘛
然後神奇的事發生了
我把她推轉身之後
她就說: 傑尼傑尼傑尼
我: 蛤?
她: 傑尼
我:哩勒三小?
她:傑尼傑尼
我:你醒著嘛?
她:傑~~~尼 傑尼
我:傑尼傑尼?
她:傑尼傑尼傑尼
我:所以你現在是傑尼龜就是了啦
她:.................(沒回答)
我: XXX 你是傑尼龜嘛?
她:........皮~~~卡
幹 !! 所以原來她內心比較想當皮卡丘嘛......!!
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