[無言] 慢跑遇到放屁的阿北
昨晚在慢跑,突然一個阿北很快的從旁邊跑過去,跑過去就算了,
我竟然聽到"劈劈啪啪"的屁聲,而且是持續不斷的稀屁!!
我當時第一個反應就是加速超過他,結果那個賤人竟然好像知道我在想什麼,
他竟然也加速了!!因為我聽到稀屁聲朝我逼近,德達的腳步聲還夾雜著稀屁聲,
"德達噗查~德達噗查~德達噗查噗查~!!" (偷一下相聲瓦舍的梗)
然後我就這樣被那個稀屁伯追了五六圈操場他才慢慢減速,我那時候才知道...
他媽的原來我可以跑這麼快!!
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