[無言] 芭樂攤老闆你好煩。
芭樂攤老闆你真的很煩欸。
繼上次我去買芭樂
他問我"要不要加點幸福口味"之後
我默默地說,嗯...
(當下覺得幸好我之前就有問過什麼是幸福口味,就是梅粉加甘草粉。)
但之後他又接著問,那要大幸福還是小幸福?
我非常尷尬且疑惑的回答,呃?
他津津樂道的說,大幸福就是粉多一點啊
小幸福就是粉加少一點
然後我冷冷的說,那小幸福就好...
但昨天晚上,
我說"老闆我要一包軟的小包芭樂"
他說,你要多軟的?
我回,就軟一點的啊!
他又問,那是要多軟的?
我回,嗯...就比較軟一點的...
他又問,是要多軟啊?
我回,呃..就..可以比較軟一點的..因為我..
(然後我心裡在想是要問我多少次我又要回答多少次,幹!)
他說,軟其實有分很多種,看你是要布丁的軟啊,還是冰淇淋的軟,或者是...
我: em.....
(因為近年來很少在吃冰,一時之間我也很難分辨到底布丁跟冰淇淋哪個比較軟,
但我真的是覺得快要握拳頭揍老闆了靠...)
就在選好要講冰淇淋的時候,但一直說不出口,覺得講了"我要冰淇淋的那種軟",
我會一輩子以這句話感覺到羞恥...
然後,他看我又皺眉又焦慮又不知所措
緩緩地說,欸我不是要故意逗你啦~
還是你要不要試吃一下這片看覺得okay嗎?
乾。
我想吃軟的芭樂因為我牙齒不好啦靠。
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