Re: [眼殘] 廚房裡的大強
※ 引述《tallhands (阿幹昌)》之銘言:
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: 小弟是個非常怕蟑螂的人
: 半夜去7-11買泡麵看到蟑螂在覓食
: 都要離牠半徑1公尺以上才敢經過
: 由於小弟家廚房
: 平時半夜很少會有蟑螂出沒
: 所以就在剛剛我進廚房時弄泡麵時
: 不經意一抬頭
: 就看到白色磁磚上面有一隻超大隻的蟑螂
: 嚇到往後退了兩大步
: 然後在我正要思考怎麼逃離廚房時
: 發現它只是個黏在牆上滅蟑盒
說到廚房的蟑螂
就想到我不堪回首的過去...
有一天的半夜
吃完東西要去廚房洗手台放碗
想說一下子而已就決定不開燈
但是又很害怕會踩到小強
所以我就踮起腳
小心翼翼的踏出第一步
沒想到....
就剛好踩到了!!!
就在腳掌凹進去的正中間.....
當下整個失控大叫
瘋狂的洗腳...
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