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好吧,這是一段發生在我上班地方的故事,小弟我之前是在黃色鬼屋上班的,因為對電腦
有稍微的研究,所以就職在電器維修這一區塊。
有一天在一個無聊的下午,這時來了3個人,要維修東西,一眼看去應該是個幸福美滿的
家庭。
此時家庭的一家之主很生氣的說:為何我買的隨身碟,用不到幾天就壞了,我買的還是
大牌子捏(x見牌),不停在那邊爐洨洨...就在這魔門特.....
客人忽然很大聲的說:TMD隨身碟,就應該像妓女一樣,插了就可以用了才對啦,最好插
沒2下就壞掉的..
我: ......(wtf!!!)
正職: ......(被將軍了,有點強..)
很多人都聽到了段對話....我在旁邊差點笑出來..我實在不知道他老婆跟他女兒此時的感
想....是我一定超想死....
聰明的5樓,你要如何回覆這完美的譬喻???
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