[大哭] 我殺了一隻蟑螂!!!!?
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對我溫柔一點~~好嗎~~
==正文開始==
由於我住在新家的房間
(年初才蓋好的)
所以一直都相信
這裡絕對沒有被蟑哥攻陷
約莫在一個月前
我在家門看到蟑哥從水溝蓋跑到車庫
我還跟媽媽合力把它趕出去
然而就在昨晚
正當我回憶完從前買的ami
放下書本的那個模門特
蟑哥他就直挺挺的站在我半公尺遠的地方
我看著他
當然
他也看著我
我們相望了大約一分鐘
我拿起了ami守備
而蟑哥連觸鬚都沒動一下
估計是被冷氣冷到了
我看著他
心中燃起了一些火焰
今天我倆的相聚絕非偶然
而是命運的安排
只要蟑哥成為我的書下亡魂
我就能成功捍衛我房間這塊淨土
但若蟑哥拍動起他的翅膀
成攻擊狀態
那我也只能大嘆
此局,全輸矣。
流下不甘心的淚水
棄守城池
"不行 迌ㄕǖ晶鴾ㄕ"
我一定要贏
我在心裡下定決心
並將書舉高就戰鬥位子
此時 !!!
蟑哥他向前走了兩步
進入了我的攻擊範圍
我深吸一口氣
準備在下一秒鐘
結束這你死我活的戰役
啪!!!!!!!!
(然後還不放心的壓了很久)
ㄚㄇㄧˊㄊㄨㄛˊㄈㄛˊ
又一次成功捍衛了新家的和平
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
結果隔天發現
書本下
完全沒有蟑螂
完全沒有蟑螂
完全沒有蟑螂
完全沒有蟑螂
完全沒有蟑螂!!!!!!
我現在很悲傷
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