[無言] 被反鎖了
看板StupidClown作者comewhatmay (怪我嚕~)時間10年前 (2013/09/10 14:44)推噓198(198推 0噓 16→)留言214則, 206人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
因為在客戶這邊等催款
實在太無聊
分享我在大陸遇到的扯事
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話說
我是外派大陸的台幹(ㄌㄠˊ)
住在公司租的宿舍
非工廠裡的員工宿舍
某一天
我外出倒個垃圾 想說垃圾集散地離我門口只有10m左右
索性就不關門 也沒帶鑰匙
結果倒完了以後
一轉頭剛好看到強勁的風把我的門給碰的一聲關上了
五告雖小的我聯絡不上房東(房東在遙遠的四川看熊貓)
我只好下樓去找開鎖的
找了十分鐘後終於發現有一家打鎖的
一個小夥子約18歲坐在門口 簡稱A好了
我:開鎖的師傅在嘛? 我被反鎖在門外了
A:老師傅不在 只剩我
我:你會開嗎?
A:當然 甚麼鎖我沒開過(記住~二六跟你吹千萬別相信)
接著我就帶他前往我住處
(到了住處.搞了約十分鐘)
A:你這鎖早就壞了 難怪我開不了
我:........
A:不然我爬通風口好了(這裡是23F)
我:!!!!!
經過五分鐘的特務行為.他暫時消失在我的眼前
我還在祈禱他不要出事時
結果還好....門打開了......
但他打開的是我隔壁鄰居的大門........
X~~重點是裡面還有人
還誤以為是小偷.拿棍子追了出來....
在不斷解釋和道歉後(為什摩是我道歉啊??).暫時平息了鄰居的怒氣
很不幸的~故事還沒完
在這個嘴砲的年輕人打給老師傅後
約莫半個小時老師傅來了
老師傅從工具箱拿出傢伙迅速三秒就把門打開
然後還很好心的在跟我介紹門鎖有哪些種類
但五告雖小的
一陣涼到靠杯的風又迎面襲來.......
碰!
我.老師傅.嘴砲A:..........
恁老師欸門又被關上了
老師傅把他的工具箱放在借廁所時的洗手台上
這時.老師傅幽幽地看了我一眼.說
你門打開後再幫我把工具箱送到我店裡齁.不收你錢~~~~
你門打開後再幫我把工具箱送到我店裡齁.不收你錢~~~
你門打開後再幫我把工具箱送到我店裡齁.不收你錢~~~
你門打開後再幫我把工具箱送到我店裡齁.不收你錢~~~
我:囧
後記:
物業自告奮勇說要幫我處理.結果門開了.門鎖也拆了.....留下了個揪咪的表情給我
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