[大哭] 學妹對不起...
手機排版見諒
事情發生在上禮拜
跟一個滿喜歡的學妹去餐廳吃飯
我:阿你不是要升四年級了嗎 怎麼還沒有男朋友 你長的也滿可愛的阿
學妹:我也不知道阿 我也想交阿 可能還沒遇到對的人吧(無奈狀)
我:你要加油哦 現在又有一年級漂亮學妹進來了 到時候大家都去追學妹了 你這個“學姐”就.....嘿嘿!
學妹:我也有喜歡的人了啦 不知道他的感覺而已..
我:嗯?是學校裡的嗎?
學妹:嗯...是阿
(在這裡說一下我是應屆畢業生)
我:哦...哪個學弟那麼好命阿
學妹:我又沒說是學弟..(小聲)
等一下!難不成他想暗示我什麼嗎!!?
我:難不成是學長嗎哈哈(故做鎮定狀)
學妹居然低頭不說話了!
難道是在說我嗎...!??
我:阿你幹嘛不跟他講 說不定他也喜歡你阿
學妹:我怎麼知道他喜不喜歡我...
來了!加油!pasylee你可以的!!
我:你可以試試看阿
學妹又低頭不說話了...
我:你再等下去 小心機會就飛走囉.. 要講就趁現在呀 加油!
這時我感覺到愛情離我不遠了
講完這些我太緊張了只好一直看著桌子上的青島啤酒廣告DM 然後努力醞釀著要怎麼告白(幹沒想到這個舉動害死我)
幾分鐘後 我還是很緊張 只能低頭看著啤酒DM在想要說什麼
這時學妹開口了..
學妹:你知道我為什麼不交男朋友嗎
我:....因為沒人追?
學妹:呃...我這叫好酒沉甕底好嗎!
我指著桌子上的青島啤酒DM:
你有看過啤酒放四年的嗎
你有看過啤酒放四年的嗎
你有看過啤酒放四年的嗎
嗯 然後 我到現在還是單身
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