[大哭] 一根香蕉 賠了女朋友
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我的女朋友叫xx娜 我都叫她娜娜 她很討厭別人罵她笨
一說她笨 她就發飆
有一天鄉下的爺爺 寄了一箱香蕉上來
想說女朋友愛吃香蕉 就問問看她要不要吃
於是我就拔了一根 問她:欸~你要不要吃Banana
結果她聽成:你要不要吃 笨娜娜
就大發飆說:我說過幾次不要罵我笨了 你這個王八蛋 我要和你分手
話說完就轉身離開了
到現在我也沒見過她 也沒聽到她的消息了
感覺就像做了一場夢一樣
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