[大哭] 電梯獨處之假氣質真釣男人計畫!!!!!!!
原PO目前是窮學生狀態
克難地住在頗破舊且蟑螂滿山滿谷的超老舊華夏分租雅房
排行慘烈程度之冠大概莫過於擁有蟑螂棲息的冰箱
再次驗證了蟑螂的生存能力之強大!!!!!
居然進化成不畏寒冷的萬能生物了啊!!!!!!!!
而慘烈程度之次便是沒有所謂飲水機這種東西
要水? 媽咧自己燒開水吧
但由於是有衛生習慣不佳,廚房簡直是蟑螂大本營
寧願見鬼也不願與蟑螂交流的我
當然是萬萬不敢踏入廚房那塊禁忌之地
於是每天帶水壺去自己打工的店裡裝些水回家飲用好度日
今日照常快樂地下班快樂地回家快樂地洗了澡
才發現
幹咧!!!!!!! 水壺忘在店裡了啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
為避免今晚因缺水而變成人乾導致明天無法上班
於是只好再回店裡拿一趟
外出之裝備都準備齊全之後便出了門
按了電梯,電梯來了,走進去
照照鏡子覺得今日的自己看起來還挺氣質心底暗爽了一番
結果發現電梯似乎沒有要直接到一樓的意思,
在四樓就先停下來了
門開了......
一位肌肉型男走了進來!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
立刻裝出小家碧玉的文靜害羞樣子好讓人家留下美好印象
後來電梯終於歷盡漫長歲月抵達一樓
為了展現自己有禮貌的一面
於是決定按開門見直到肌肉型男先行離去後再出電梯
轉頭對他露出完美的笑容
纖細右手按住按鍵
欸? 靠妖! 啊電梯門怎麼關了?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
此時肌肉型男一個箭步,
粗壯的man手擋住了即將關閉的電梯門
用不解的神情望向我
嗯?
媽咧!!!!!!!!!! 按!!!成!!!關!!!閉!!!!!鍵!!!了!!!啦!!!
隨後落荒而逃.........
假氣質禮貌真釣男人計畫
失敗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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