[大哭] 教學-如何在浴室游泳?
這是代po
由於強者我朋友鍵盤左右鍵壞了故無法發文(笨點之一?)
以下轉自他的FB
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我做了一個實驗
一直以來的願望都是能在疲勞的下班後回家洗澡能好好泡個澡
是個衝動並且寂寥的夜晚,在踏進浴室前想泡澡的渴望又湧現
當機立斷馬上騎著車到頂好買了封箱膠帶回來
嗯,沒錯,花了三十分鐘把浴室刷乾淨了
然後用膠帶把浴室裡每個孔洞都封了起來(甚至連門上的通風孔)
於是洗完澡脫光光坐在地板上並且放著熱水
想像著十幾分鐘後浴室裡變成魚缸的感覺
而我就像魚在這荒謬的魚缸裡游著,好像可以暫時分離外面真實的世界
水流著流著,漸漸積成了一定的高度
所有東西都漂了起來,漂浮的沐浴乳,漂浮的臉盆,漂浮的我
幹屁啦水根本不夠讓我漂起來
等阿等阿等阿,胡思亂想了將近十五分鐘
水卻還是維持著一定的高度
於是我放棄了,畢竟還有明天的期末考
所以我把膠帶撕開,躺在水漥裡感受著水流從身邊退去
滿足了一些文青般的惆悵情懷
我擦乾了身體走出浴室
然後霎時間明白了些事情
幹、我、的、房、間、淹、水、了
簡直激流成河在我的床底下交會成高屏溪
幹
幹
幹
我發誓再也不要做什麼鬼實驗然後他媽的的把浴室封起來了!!!!!!!!!
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底下回覆:「整個浴室唯一有洞的是你的腦子。」
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唔其實問題根本不在那裡啊!!!!!!!
他是從排水孔開始拆的唷:S
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