[恍神] 終於知道早班為什麼離職快...

看板StupidClown作者 (khikhi)時間11年前 (2013/05/12 23:45), 編輯推噓256(257136)
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接到前東家認識的同事打電話來 也是一樣 上過早班 就知道為什麼早班離職快 因為是被嚇到XD 醫院地下室>>餐廳旁是太平間或是餐廳的樓下層是太平間 而且上早班的人(一個人)忙於準備 外場燈來不急開 內場只開幾盞燈 病患不換自家衣物都穿著醫院的白色加醫院圖的衣物到餐廳用餐 (怕感染 所以到餐廳用餐得換自己平常的衣服) 很多病患凌晨4~5點的時候 被醫護人員挖起床 吃藥 然後睡不著 餓了 就到餐廳要吃飯 可是餐廳的營業時間是7點>>>誰理你 餓肚子的最大 早班的要5點半準備 早開始 (病患吃不到早餐 會怒) 所以當早班在廚房裡準備的時候... 常遇到>>病患默默不出聲 走路無聲的走進廚房裡再走到早班的後面... 病患用超慢的講話:"小...姐...我...要...買...早...餐........" 結果早班的常被嚇到>>>老闆 我不做了!!!要不就是要換晚班XD 之前上過飯店的早班 吃早餐的地方常留幾個小夜燈 大燈要等營業時間到才開 在準備的時候 常遇到時間沒到 然後默默自己開門進來的顧客 再默默不出聲 走路無聲 慢慢走到我後面:"小姐我要吃飯..." 嚇到尖叫+失手把鍋子砸到地上發出巨大聲響 然後把保全引過來問發生什麼事 XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.240.18.150

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是…誰…吵…醒…本…將…軍…
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好可怕
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樓上的大家都還好嗎?XD
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神推文...
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看…到…草…有…毒…我…笑…死…了…
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還有 215 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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偏偏不想加任何標點符號你知道標點符號這種東西是現代
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才有的嗎古代的標點符號都是用紅筆這樣點來點去的喔很
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這 ..篇..推..文..好..飄...
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