[無言] 閃光媽番外篇
謝謝大家的支持,大家那麼期待第四級搞得我壓力好大(汗)
其實閃光媽閱讀障礙層出不窮但最經典的三件事情都分享給各位了~
俗辣我本人深知見好就收的道理~~所以以後想到或遇到更好笑的再分享給大家
離下班還有半小時,為回饋閃光媽的粉絲,跟大家分享一個小品吧!!!
========================閃光媽其實也算白木屋來著====================
閃光媽有一陣子很迷韓劇,那部韓劇是什麼我忘了~~只是那陣子常常聽到她對閃光爸
"惜巴""惜巴"的叫......(不是雞巴...雖然我第一次也有聽錯還把茶給噴出來)
後來閃光媽說那是韓文"死老頭"的意思.....
因為閃光媽沉迷韓劇,玩物喪智的主婦連飯都不做了,我們就常常出去吃
想當然爾.....最常去吃的就是韓國料理
有一天,在餐廳,閃光爸又一直叫閃光媽坐好不要背對人很沒禮貌
(因為閃光爸說閃光媽貧乳常常不知道哪個是正面哪個是背面)
閃光媽就很生氣的大吼一聲"惜巴!!!!"
過沒多久,老闆娘就來我們這桌,詢問我們怎麼了是不是對餐點不滿意
我們當下一頭霧水,因為餐點很好吃,跟老闆娘也算熟,怎麼突然這樣問
老闆娘說:因為我老公(正統韓國人)聽到閃光媽在喊"惜巴",嚇一跳,以為我們很生氣
後來才知道原來"惜巴"在韓語裡面就類似幹拎娘或操拎目那種很不雅的髒話
之後.....閃光媽就不再說"惜巴"..............
怎!麼!可!能!
大家都知道積習難改這個成語
過了莫約一星期閃光媽又想吃韓國菜
這次閃光爸在等菜閒聊時又虧了一句
"原來雪兒也愛韓國菜"→恩....閃媽長的很像美國老牌影星雪兒(尤其是嘴巴)
這無疑是踩到閃光媽的大雷
於是閃光媽桌子一拍,人一站大喊
"惜巴.............ㄉㄠˊ阿我洶厲害啦!!!!!!"
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