[無言] 人魚線算什麼!!!
我們系上有位學長,總是語出驚人,常常讓我笑到停不下來
身為小妹的我,平常跟他說話算是沒大沒小
他和我講話就像男人間的對話,總是會帶著語助詞
學長不算胖,也不壯,就是有點肉肉的
某天看到電視播放著人魚線的新聞
我們一群女人就熱烈地討論了起來
這時學長突然走了進來
與我們多目相接後,他理直氣壯的說......
人魚線算什麼!!!看我的拋物線!!! (挺腹
人魚線算什麼!!!看我的拋物線!!! (挺腹
人魚線算什麼!!!看我的拋物線!!! (挺腹
如此台詞加動作
讓笑點低的我...笑到差點岔氣XDDDDD
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後記:
散場後,學長飄過來問我
"你們女生最懂減肥了,其實我也知道我離人魚線蠻遠的"
"再說我的六塊肌一直都很團結不願分家,這讓我有點困擾"
"這樣吧!!看在我剛讓妳笑這麼久的份上,先教我怎麼把拋物線變成地平線好不好!?"
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