[無言] 你去喝尿拉?
強者我同學
強者家在彰化一個叫北斗小鎮
聽說那兒那裡民風淳樸處處聞啼鳥
相鄰間的感情好當然親戚之間感情更好
話說那夜他們一家子吃飽飯後在客廳掛在沙發上拿著牙籤剔著牙看著電視
電話響了
強者接起電話聽了聽
...
場面尷尬了一下
「誰?」他爸等了不耐煩把牙籤從嘴抽了出來
強者把電話話筒摀住「他說多多綠半糖少冰四杯,我不知道是誰...」
他爸聽了笑臉在臉上綻開從沙發上跳起來「幹!一定是你二舅舅又打電話來亂,電話給我,我來給他教訓,幹,白爛仔!」
強爹一手搶過電話,吸了口氣準備好後對著話筒大喊
(台語發音)
「啥咪多多綠!!幹!!你去喝尿啦!!」
「啥咪多多綠!!幹!!你去喝尿啦!!」
「啥咪多多綠!!幹!!你去喝尿啦!!」
此時場面安靜了一下
...
話筒傳來
「幹,真衰,打錯電話還要喝尿...」
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