[無言] 沙茶醬的逆襲
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I got it!!!!!!!!!!
強者我朋友的故事!!! 根本人才!
是說他昨天去了趟三總掛了個骨科....... 原本網路掛號92號......
因為是初診 很Lucky的變成 38號. OH YA!!
滿心期待著可以早點看到醫生,早點解除痛苦
結果等了兩個小時才到強者我朋友......... 不過想也算了大醫院嗎...
進去之後,醫生問說
醫生:你怎麼啦!!
朋友:我的左手手腕很痛,不知道有沒有骨折或者骨頭裂開。
醫生:我看看~~!! 挖 這腫很大耶~~!! 你是做什麼"運動"才受傷的?
朋友:"開沙茶醬".........
醫生:喔~! 我寫一下開"沙茶醬"......
醫生:等等~~!! 你剛剛說什麼? 我沒聽清楚
朋友:"開沙茶醬"
說時遲那時快
醫生 護士....... 噗哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~ 的大笑 狂笑
醫生:你說開沙茶醬? 怎樣開的說來聽聽.....
朋友:就...中午吃火鍋的時候.....
朋友:家人拿一灌新的牛XX "沙茶醬"
朋友:結果我就自告奮勇的搶來打開
朋友:結果...拆開塑膠套之後 用力的一"轉" 聽到一聲 "趴差"
家人:喔耶~~!! 沙茶醬打開了耶~~!!
朋友:不是沙茶醬打開...而是我的"手"打開了.. 沙茶醬根本沒打開(挺)OTZ...
家人:......................................
醫生聽完之後笑更大說.......你去照X光 看看有沒有骨頭裂開吧....
結果去照X光.... X光的護士說
護士:你是什麼原因手腫這麼大阿...
朋友:(朋友知道不能再被笑了的˙說) 開......................."開罐頭"
護士:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~ 開罐頭.......開罐頭..開到照X光....
你也太有才了吧....
之後照完後直接回診間看說會有電子檔
接著...
朋友:摳摳~~!!(敲門)
診間:請進
醫生:喔喔~~!! 那個開"沙茶醬"的來了
後紀:醫生說是韌帶發炎....... 先吃消炎藥跟護腕固定個幾周吧.....
http://imgur.com/sJBJt
結果還沒帶健保卡多墊了幾百元..........OTZ....... 告雖
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