[無言] 男生也能體會的西洋羅曼史
為期三個禮拜的熱烈追求終於結束了。
這一切都發生在不久之前,
一位外國仁兄加我好友,
一開始不疑有它,
而他平常也只會放些動態或是自拍照,
直到有一天突然密我。
(以下內容皆為英文)
先問了我在幹麻,本來以為是詐騙集團,結果我說就隨便逛逛,
然後就是一長串的問題,我當然是很敷衍的回答,接著就出現了以下字句:
You are so cool.
COOL? WHY?
all you is cool.
(???)
我心中是滿滿的問號,繼續有一搭沒一搭的喇賽之後,
關鍵字句出現,隨著這段我心中是滿滿的不安:
do u have girlfriend?
NO.
boyfriend?
no.
u like boy?
no, i like girl.
這啥?為什麼他要問我這個。
然後又多聊了幾句,停了快一個小時,他突然發了這訊息。
you know who like you?
who?
me
WTF.
這之後,
我就被追求了三個禮拜。
原來我是年輕黑人的菜,但那不是重點
爸媽,原來你們兒子這麼受歡迎 Q _Q
這整件事的笨點是...
他看不懂中文到底是從哪裡感受到我很COOL的阿!!!!!!?
好啦最蠢的應該是大概是我竟然還這樣跟他耗了三個禮拜..........。
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