Re: [無言] 廟裡拜拜的時候該跟神明說什麼

看板StupidClown作者 (香~菇~)時間11年前 (2012/07/22 15:08), 編輯推噓133(133033)
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說到廟裡拜拜 我老家附近在拜的是五府千歲(王爺宮) 簡單說就是拜五位王爺的廟就對了 (詳細是哪五個王爺我不太記得了,台灣有很多不同的 以下簡稱甲乙丙丁戊) 有一天我老爸到廟裡,依照正常的程序上香 拜拜 然後開始擲杯 老爸:可以向您請示一些問題嗎? 聖杯 老爸:那請問是..甲王爺在回答嗎? 笑杯 老爸:那請問是..乙王爺在回答嗎? 笑杯 老爸:那請問是..丙王爺在回答嗎? 笑杯 老爸:那請問是..丁王爺在回答嗎? 笑杯 老爸:那請問是..戊王爺在回答嗎? 笑杯 ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . 老爸:那你是誰阿!..顧轎子的嗎? 聖杯 老爸:喔謝謝我明天再來..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.204.21.119

07/22 15:09, , 1F
也太可愛!!
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07/22 15:11, , 2F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好靈唷!
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07/22 15:16, , 3F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:24, , 4F
XD
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07/22 15:30, , 5F
假設每個王爺坐的是八抬大轎,要找到王爺的可能性是1/9..
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07/22 15:32, , 6F
我笑了
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07/22 15:44, , 7F
超酷XDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:45, , 8F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:47, , 9F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:52, , 10F
顧轎子!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:53, , 11F
好潮的神明
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07/22 15:54, , 12F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:56, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 15:57, , 14F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~
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07/22 15:58, , 15F
顧轎子XDDDDD (下次我請示我家巷口的王爺公也要問一下
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07/22 15:58, , 16F
這也不意外啊 你到縣政府辦公 也不是縣長親自接辦啊
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07/22 15:59, , 17F
也太好笑了吧!!!!XDDDD
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07/22 15:59, , 18F
也是縣吏接辦之後在處理吧~
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07/22 16:02, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:10, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDD顧轎子是哪招
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07/22 16:15, , 21F
XDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:18, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:18, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:25, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:29, , 25F
唉唷難怪上次媽祖婆給我三個笑杯QQ 當然實際上聽說是講得不
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07/22 16:29, , 26F
夠清楚或者這事情自己決定即可!但還是失望阿QQ
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:40, , 28F
王爺信箱
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07/22 16:43, , 29F
有笑有推^^
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07/22 16:47, , 30F
好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 16:48, , 31F
什麼啦~~~這對話也太好笑了吧!!!
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07/22 16:51, , 32F
好可愛的對話
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07/22 17:02, , 33F
五個笑杯 超屌的 表示有靈XD
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07/22 17:05, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 17:10, , 35F
明天再來XDDDDDD
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07/22 17:12, , 36F
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07/22 17:24, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/22 17:29, , 38F
靠北喔XDDDD
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07/22 17:31, , 39F
XD
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還有 90 則推文
07/23 11:53, , 130F
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07/23 12:07, , 131F
好文推!!請問可以轉marvel板嗎?marvel板需要你的好文分享,謝謝
07/23 12:07, 131F
歡迎轉載

07/23 12:43, , 132F
五位在排積分對戰
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07/23 13:57, , 133F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/23 14:16, , 134F
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/23 14:54, , 135F
太好笑了 王爺在排對戰嗎XD
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07/23 15:00, , 136F
可能再打LOL吧~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/23 16:13, , 137F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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07/23 16:14, , 138F
你爸超可愛的阿 XDD
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07/23 16:24, , 139F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/23 16:35, , 140F
XDDDDDDDDD
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07/23 17:42, , 141F
這樣也能問XDDD
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※ 編輯: know12345 來自: 112.105.80.111 (07/23 18:34) ※ PM7:轉錄至看板 marvel 07/23 19:31

07/23 20:01, , 142F
XDDDDDD 這ID有點熟
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07/23 20:30, , 143F
王爺們在AT打路人 不要打擾他們
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PM7:轉錄至看板 joke 07/23 22:04

07/23 22:35, , 144F
看到原PO把王爺簡稱成甲乙丙丁物我就笑了XD
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07/23 22:53, , 145F
五府王爺應該是李池吳朱范五位~
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07/23 23:49, , 146F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/24 00:12, , 147F
顧轎子哪招
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XD....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/25 14:48, , 156F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/26 21:06, , 157F
太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到快死XDDDDDDDD
07/26 21:06, 157F

07/27 00:27, , 158F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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07/27 01:58, , 159F
真的會這樣問嗎!?
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07/28 00:36, , 160F
XDDDDDDDDD
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07/28 12:40, , 161F
太酷了吧XD
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07/30 04:14, , 162F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/30 18:53, , 163F
@@真的假的~~~
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07/31 19:38, , 164F
顧轎的很誠實耶XD
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08/03 23:36, , 165F
XD
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08/10 01:34, , 166F
笑翻~~~~~~~~~~~
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