[童年] 幼稚園就懂得威脅別人

看板StupidClown作者 (欣葉紫)時間12年前 (2011/08/18 16:53), 編輯推噓81(82推 1噓 16→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 以上了解，以下本文開始 ========================================================================== 話說我在幼稚園時期是一個九點睡九點起床的乖小孩，上課也很安分(?) 不過就是常 做出一些怪事，事情是這樣的： 一天奶奶帶我去幼稚園上學，路上採到大便，但我不以為意也沒跟奶奶講.. 就這樣一路帶著屎到幼稚園，到教室以後同學紛紛討論我有臭味怎樣的.. 我才坦承我踩到便便，之後坐到位子上我就被同學恥笑：「你好臭。」 我一氣之下就用我的另一隻腳去把踩到大便那隻腳腳底的大便刮下來放在他腳邊.. 他就哭了= =" 後來我就說 還敢不敢笑我!! 還敢不敢笑我!! 還敢不敢笑我!! 他就乖乖說我不敢了... 我就用腳再把大便黏回腳底... 之後老師跟我奶奶也交涉完成，說我今天還是別上課請假回家吧 後續記憶就不太清楚了 只記得我媽很拼命的刷我鞋底 後來長大後我跟我媽提到那件事 他就說：齁 你知道嗎那大便有夠難刷刷一整個下午 還把鞋子刷壞了 所以後來買了一雙新鞋給你 現在想想一定是那時候威脅人家..要粘回來採太用力粘太緊了 XDDDD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.116.177.13
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08/18 16:55, , 1F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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幹嘛年回去啊 = =
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幹嘛黏回去阿ＸＤ
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黏回去幹甚麼+1 XDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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記憶有點模糊..好像是刮下來他就哭 踩回去就不哭了XD
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幹麻黏回去XD
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幹麻黏回去XDDDDDD
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幹麻粘回去阿+1 XDD
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懂了，原來是原PO不黏回鞋底的話，他會以為原PO又要黏他XD
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X 戰警新能力!
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幹麻粘回去+1~~太好笑了XDDDY
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黏回去 哈哈哈哈哈
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黏回去XDDDD 感覺很可愛
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科科
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黏回來超好笑的啦XDDDD
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幹嘛黏回去啊XDDDDDD
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黏回去幹嘛XDDDD
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黏回去還可以嚇第二個XDDDD
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我在思考原PO因為這篇文章找回幼稚園同學的可能性
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XDDDDD 黏回去好好笑!!
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你是魔鬼終結者2嗎XD 融合回身體XDD
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幹嘛黏回去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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黏回去XDD
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你以為是魔鬼氈阿~~
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對大便真友善^.<
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二郎丸表示：
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金胎溝
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黏回去是幹嘛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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....黏腳底還是鞋底= =
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黏腳底是要把我腳底刷壞唷XD 而且黏回來才有籌碼威脅
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威脅別人嘛 > < 應該算是好方法吧...
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XDD
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黏回來超好笑XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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狗屎運 換到一雙新鞋XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有笑有推
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黏回去幹嘛阿XDD
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真的假的...
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.....
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幹嘛年回去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
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我快笑死了XDDDDDDD
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黏回去好可愛XDDDDD
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粘回去超可愛阿XDDDDDDDDDD笑死啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDXDXD 黏回去是要收功嗎 XDXDXD
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還黏回去勒XDDD
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幹嘛黏回去阿ＸＤ
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黏回去???
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黏回去XDD
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都沒有人要問原po幹嘛"採"大便嗎？錯一字是差粉多的哩…
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哈哈 真的打錯字了!! 是踩不是採> < 請多包涵阿 ~
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還知道要黏回去XDDDDDDDD 好有誠意
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黏回去XDDDDDDDD
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狗屎黏腳底當武器 整個大絕XDDDDDDDD
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噓
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紅明顯 哩金胎哥
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幼稚園哪會知道啊 XDDDDD
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推回來
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黏回去.....XD
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原PO從小就霸凌同學…
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被同學笑 氣不過去才出此對策 絕無霸凌呀> <
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好蠢XDDDD
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幹！屎文！XD
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為什麼我會想到廁所戰神XD
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黏回去才是真男人!!!
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XDDD
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黏回去太好笑
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黏回去+1 你媽刷到壞掉也太強? 鞋子紙糊的?!
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廁所戰神+1
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去那篇朝聖了XD 實在是比不上廁所戰神阿XD
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黏回去= = XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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我想到黑熊抹大便的場景...
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你人真好耶
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再次想起廁所戰神XDDDDDD
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為什麼黏回去?????????????
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黏回去 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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黏回去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑了快3分鐘XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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黏回去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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黏回去笑翻了XDD
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黏回去XDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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笑翻XD!
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XDDDDDDD XDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這一篇好好笑 讓我笑好久
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XDDD
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為什麼要黏回去啊你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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黏回去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好可愛
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good job
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推幹麼對它這麼友善XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑！！！
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壞人
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