[眼殘] 這根本糗到爆炸而已!!!!!!!!
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今天晚上去高雄火車站附近補習,摩托車停在騎樓下
想不到才上一小時,我可愛的小蘇(Susuki)就消失了
後來打去拖吊場一問才知道被拖吊,地板竟然沒寫粉筆害我以為被幹
於是我打電話給我朋友說我坐捷運站去找她,載我去牽車
糗到爆炸的故事就開始了...
我走進高雄火車捷運站,搭電梯的時候我就把我的捷運逼逼卡拿出來
過了兩層手扶梯,想了一下上禮拜才剛儲值應該還有餘額
身旁走過了兩個正妹我用我飄逸的長髮甩了一下引起他們注意
心想我真帥..
走過捷運逼逼處
我帥氣拿出我的捷運卡,經過了感應器...
嘟嘟...
(不可能啊!! 我裡面應該還有錢,怎可能出現Error)
Try Again
嘟嘟.......
(幹..怎可能..後面一堆人在等,死捷運卡快點給我通過)
嘟嘟嘟.........
工作人員都跑出來看了
於是我錯愕的臉把手持的捷運卡拿起來看
人生最悲慘的事就是在這一瞬間!!!
幹 !!! 我整個人都噗疵笑了出來
我手上竟然握著""全聯福利卡""啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
全聯福利卡啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我全身細胞都在尖叫!!!
啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊 啊 啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我用我人生最快超快快到爆炸的速度
連我自己都看不清楚的速度,把"全聯福利卡"(啊啊啊啊!!) 收進去我屁股後面的口袋
在用我鎮定的表情告知服務台人員說
"抱歉!!我剛拿到悠遊卡了"
我不曉得我後面手持Lv包包的阿姨到底有沒有看到"全聯"這兩個字
過站以後....
我就把全聯福利卡封印在我皮包的最深處了..
結束這回合..
嗚..
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※ 編輯: ericvvvb 來自: 114.39.142.63 (08/06 03:11)
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會!!! 你試試看 他上面也是磁卡式的
你試完以後再Po笨版
※ 編輯: ericvvvb 來自: 114.39.139.113 (08/06 18:12)
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