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事情就發生在昨天...
我姐突然心血來潮說:我想要下廚!!!
這是我從小到大第一次看到我姊的眼光中,露出女人認真的表情...
我媽聽到當然是喜出望外啦~難得女兒長大要孝順父母,第一次煮飯!!!
於是,在寒風颼颼的下午
就在我認真念著感測原理與應用...寫著絕對不准用GOOGLE翻譯的預報時
我姊如履薄冰 又飛躍式采烈的 踏入廚房 開始鏗鏘鏗鏘 敲鑼打鼓?!
突然,我姊(她是牙醫)在廚房大喊: 天哪!!!蛤蜊也有牙結石!!!
我立刻從房間跳出來:什麼!!?什麼牙結石?
我媽不知從哪冒出來:那是...蛤蜊在吐沙...
我:.... (但這真的還不是重點!!!)
於是我又繼續饅頭苦幹我的 感測元理與應用--------------------------------
到了傍晚終於廚房開火了!!
我又跑進廚房,興奮得看我姊煮了什麼東東
我:咦?! 媽咪買的蛤蜊呢?
我姊: 呵呵!!秘密!! 不告訴妳(得意貌)
我馬上跑去問我媽: 媽~~~妳買的蛤蜊呢??
我媽:我怎麼知道...= = 可能在湯裡面吧...
我: 真的嗎? 怎麼都沒有看到(回頭看我姊)
我姊: 呵呵!!秘密!! 不告訴妳~~~(得意洋洋貌)
到了晚上,終於四菜一湯上桌嚕~~
由於原PO非常愛吃蛤蜊...
我: 蛤蜊呢?(繼續尋找>"<)
我姊:呵呵!!!在蒸蛋還有湯裡呀~~~
於是我興奮得去舀了湯來喝~~~
我:蛤蜊在哪ˋ ˊ
我姊: 喔!!在下面 (繼續很得意的笑)
我可是很用心,一整個下午唷~~~
我把蛤蜊一個一個 "撬開剝殼"
再把蛤蜊肉拿去川燙 "再把蛤蜊肉拿去川燙"
然後丟進湯裡面煮~~~~很貼心吧!!!
我:...妳.... (我喝著沒味道的湯) 那妳用來川燙的蛤蜊水呢?
我姊:倒掉了啊!!! "倒掉了啊!!!"
我爸我媽 → 很嚴肅的 默默吃著飯
女兒第一次下廚不敢講話XD 我: 到底怎麼會有人把蛤蜊拿去川燙...
蛤蜊表示:我從來沒看過我同伴死這麼慘XD
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