[無言] 騎車真的不要張嘴巴

看板StupidClown作者 (傑克魔豆)時間13年前 (2010/11/23 01:16), 編輯推噓66(66推 0噓 7→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 話說原PO在追一個女生時 有一次我們去三峽的滿月圓玩 那時候我們還是似有若無的曖昧 騎車時一路上聊得很開心 但是那天風很大, 所以我有時講話都要非常大聲而且要放慢速度,她才聽得清楚 就在我講著講著, 我就感覺到我口中有異物, 而且這異物不小 但是為了維持我良好的形象 我總不能邊騎邊"呸呸呸"的吐,萬一口水噴倒後座怎麼辦 所以我就先含在"嘴巴",在慢慢的靠旁邊 那個女生問我怎麼了, 我小心的微微閉著嘴巴講:沒有,我很想咳嗽.... 然後拿出衛生紙假裝咳了一下,偷偷把蟲子吐出來 咳完不忘了擦一下嘴巴 然後在用陽光般燦爛的微笑向那女生說,"沒事了!" 原以為萬無一失的,保留我完美的形象,今天一定是個美好的旅行 沒想到她說 "你嘴巴還有一隻腳要不要擦掉?" 後來那女生成為我的女朋友 但是, 她好像不太喜歡跟我接吻.... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.107.203
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五樓每次騎車都會吃1斤
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我沒事了<("^﹁^) ↖(￣▽￣)你嘴巴還有一隻腳要不要擦掉
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我沒事了<("^﹁^) ↖(￣▽￣)你嘴巴還有一隻腳要不要
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你知道你的口腔正在受到攻擊嗎?
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樓下不刷刷樓上
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女:味道怎樣? 男:還可以~KERO~
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我沒事了<("^﹁^) ↖(￣▽￣)你嘴巴還有一隻腳要不要擦掉
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這隻腳我想留著當消夜~~~~~~~~~
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我小時候被我娘載出去也這樣吃過蟲子..那個味道好怪
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我沒事了<("^﹁^) ↖(￣▽￣)你嘴巴還有一隻腳要不要擦掉
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滿月園就是動物昆蟲很多
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