[無言] 到底留了什麼給我...
剛進大學的時候
每個人都對"直屬學長姐"的存在很嚮往
想要認識學長姐 想要認識"異性"學長姐...
後來我室友 正是抽到直屬學長(我們是女生喔)
在上課的時候 也有來找過她了
看起來白白淨淨的 感覺還不錯
室友是挺尬意的...
總言之
我們一回到寢室 她看到學長上線
馬上就敲了他聊天
一邊聊一邊試探了一下
學長有沒有課本可以留給她 畢竟課本挺貴的
"學長 你有什麼課本是可以留給我的嗎?"室友問
"喔喔 因為我都沒有很認真上課 所以都沒有買課本"
"那有講義之類的嗎? 如果有的話我會很感激你的!!!"室友再接再厲問
"好像都沒有耶"
"華文課本?"室友再接再厲不想放棄問
"NO"
"憲政與法治?"
"NO"
問到這邊 她覺得再問下去好像有點厚臉皮
決定要撥電話給總務說 班上要買課本的話 全部算她一份...
就在這時
學長回了一句話!
"其實 我也是有可以留給你的東西啦"
"什麼什麼??"室友很興奮
"舍 利 子".......
這三小?
我們全寢室凍結在電腦前...
過了一陣子 我們才知道 那位仁兄是大二有名的怪人
室友從此之後都不敲白白淨淨學長的MSN了...
舍利子到底是什麼阿....?
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