[無言] 鞋子一雙50~~~~!!!!!
這是我朋友的經歷...
在取得他的同意下,在貴版首發!!
不好笑請鞭小力一點...
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話說我的朋友在回家的路上...
在某台中的路段等紅綠燈...
聽到有鞋攤在用擴音器放送....
『俗!俗!俗!鞋子一雙50!50!50!.......』
我朋友就稍微看了一下....
雖然是盜版貨,但是鞋子的樣式還不錯...
有柏X的、耐X....
而且一雙才賣50塊...!!!!
但是手上的荷包剛剛才噴到沒血...
當下就衝回家裡,拿個兩百塊要買四雙~
之後在鞋攤挑了喜歡的款式...
正要給老闆結帳時....
老闆看了一下我的朋友手上拿的鈔票...
老闆:『鞋子一雙三百......!!!!』
他就一臉疑惑的問:『啊你的廣播不是說鞋子一雙50嗎??????????????』
老闆:『是你沒聽好....= =!!!...........................
『鞋子一雙50!50!50!50!50!50!~』
(50+50+50+50+50+50=300)
我的朋友:『.....................................................』
我的朋友很不服氣的說:『你又沒有講清楚~~~!!!』
老闆就一副很跩的樣子說:『講這麼清楚都不知道~~~不會再聽聽看.....!!!!』
擴音器就清楚的放送出......
『鞋子一雙50!50!50!50!50!』
『鞋子一雙50!50!50!50!50!』
『鞋子一雙50!50!50!50!50!』
(50+50+50+50+50=250)
老闆&我朋友:『......................』
老闆:『吼拉~就算你一雙250.......』
我朋友:『...........不要!!!』
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後來好像又在後車站出現....
放送一模一樣的帶子....囧
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