[恍神]原來我的英文程度真的很.....

看板StupidClown作者 (直須看盡洛城花)時間14年前 (2009/09/05 21:38), 編輯推噓161(162126)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 話說原po的英文程度很爛 雖然上了研究所 英文還是很爛 某天 走在校園中 迎面而來三個外國女生 跟我問路 老實說 我從頭到尾只聽得懂food這個字 所以知道她們要問哪裡有吃的?? 通常 英文爛的人 遇到外國人問路 不是直接閃開 就是回答 I am sorry 或者回答 I don't know 但我那天大概被高雄的太陽曬暈了 我居然回她們 Can you speak Chinese?? 然後他們就開始用支離破碎的中文跟我講話..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.96.159

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GJ!
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孩子的教育...
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can you speak 台語???
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華人的驕傲!
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XDDDDDDDD
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歪國人:超爽ㄉ~撿到一百塊
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外國女生圖呢?
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然後他們就開始用支離破碎的中文跟我講話.....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 下次我也要用這招!!!!
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歪果人:你們扣以講硬文馬??
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原po:硬啦 硬啦 硬啦
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原po的口氣 XDDD 整個笑翻啦
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Heroes超級好看 幫加速http://tinyurl.com/lcha5q
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原PO是台灣之光XD
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哈 我笑了
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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酷斃了
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一 定 要 學 起 來 !! 讚!
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XD
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覺得 實用XDDDD
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我同事說:英文只要學這句就好@@"""""
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原po真高手. . . . . XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推原PO 外國人來台灣應該說中文的
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原PO是台灣之光
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水喔
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歪國人:窩噗灰講中文 噗妖叫窩說中文耗馬?
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禮貌一點好像是 Do you speak Chinese?
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歪國人:[超幹]今天問路竟然有人叫我們講中文
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有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD
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樓樓上超級"禮貌" (誤)
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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原PO是台灣之光!! GJ!!!!!!!!!
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我們去外國 會想講當地語言來融入 而在本國遇到歪果人
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還有 111 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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要說Do you speak Chinese才對~
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華人的驕傲XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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樓上你有外國人這樣真的比較禮貌嗎? 語氣問題吧
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GJ!
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推 華人的驕傲
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台灣之光 華人的驕傲~!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
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GJ
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我在美國海關也說過這句話...
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原來聽謀英預 歐~~~~~~~~
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外國人好為難XDDDDD 不過用Do you比較好+1
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真愛這篇~
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可是我覺得用"pleace speak chinese"更好~XD
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讚!!!!
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要用Do you speak ...? 比較有禮貌
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維大力??義大利??哩哄啥??
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WAY TO GO.. MAN!
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GJ!!
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Would you please speak in Chinese? ^.<
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GJ!!!
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GJ!!!
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這裡是台灣!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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沒錯啊..這裡是台灣:)
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Here is Taiwan.Please speak chinese, Thank you.
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XD
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G J,我笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這樣很好呀~超棒的
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我欣賞你!!
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你真的回的很好 GOOD!我都沒有想到
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酷阿xddddddd
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高手!!
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gj
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我大笑了! 哈哈哈~
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本來就應該叫他們講中文 這裡又不是美國
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XXDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD讚
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