[無言]現實世界的御宅族......
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話說剛才去買早餐的時候
意外在小七看見一名恐怖男子
滿臉的鬍子跟張菲有得比
體重我看至少有破百
穿著黑色風衣
有點像運動外套的那種
然後配合上衣一套的褲子
腳上則是藍白拖
這還是我在真實世界裡第一次看見超標準宅男
(鄉民們你們真的一點都不宅......)
然後重點來了
我拿了一瓶飲料走向結帳台
就真的聞到了一股不知道怎麼形容的味道
我猜測他好幾天沒洗澡
然後家裡放了一堆吃完喝完沒丟的垃圾
總之我實在忍不住打量了他一番
結果被他發現了
原本以為他會拿了點卡立刻走人
結果竟然轉頭走向書架開始看起了攻略本XD
結完帳一出門口就發現原來他是騎機車的
有這麼懶嗎0.0還是他的腳已經退化了......
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以上閒聊忍不住發洩一下
下面是本篇的笨點
一回到家脫下襪子後
本來要把在路上拆卸的香煙包裝丟掉
結果到了洗衣機一丟
咦!怎麼襪子不見了?
才發現我竟然把襪子丟到垃圾桶去......
真是香蕉你個芭樂!
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