[無言] 別亂用父母電腦
半夜1點半接到家裏打來的電話
剉了一下 該不會我翹課翹太兇被家裡知道了
硬著頭皮接起來.... 靠 是我爸!
我 : 唔 ...怎麼了嗎 (帶點疲倦的聲音)
爸 : 你寒假有用爸的電腦上網吧?
唔... 寒假回家確實都是在用老爸的筆電上網 因為可以邊看電視
我 : 嗯 有阿 怎麼了?
爸 : 你有沒有下載女生的照片?
我 : 嗄..? (困惑貌)
[心中的OS] 奇怪 我記得寒假好像都沒去H爺報到阿...
爸 : 不是沒有穿衣服的那種的
唔...... 該不會...
我 : 喔 那是我朋友去國外旅遊的照片啦 傳給我看的
爸 : 找到了 就是他啦!!
啥鬼 ? 此時換人接聽了
媽 : 那是你朋友阿? 怎麼認識的? 看起來跟你年齡不太符阿
我 : 喔 那是網友啦...比我大四歲 之前聊天認識的 (心虛
媽 : 真的? 我還以為是你爸在外面的女人呢....差點要離婚了說.. 沒說謊後(懷疑語氣
我 : 囧 真的啦 我沒有說謊拉 厚 相信我啦!! (吶喊)
這個故事告訴我們
為了各位家庭的合諧 請大家別用父母電腦做奇怪的事
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