[無言]射在媽媽腿上 XD
看板StupidClown作者gungunit (AndNothingHeart)時間15年前 (2009/01/24 21:43)推噓191(237推 46噓 126→)留言409則, 198人參與討論串1/1
先說那個朋友絕對不是我~
真是快笑死了XD
快搞不懂要PO就可還是笨版了!
故事發生在我朋友(男,19歲)在自家看A片~
由於前幾天他才剛看過《不能面對的真相》,心中對逐漸嚴重的溫室效應感到非常苦悶~
於是他之後決定,他快要JIZZ的時候,直接跑去隔壁的廁所給他○~在馬桶裡,不用
衛生紙了!
「你知道我那時多有環保概念嗎!?你想想看,一次如果要兩張衛生紙,一個禮拜一天一
次好了,就要浪費十四張耶!那還不如直接○~在馬桶裡,等多一點的時候一次沖掉!反
正我家也沒人會注意!」他是這樣說的。
所以就在那一瞬間,他從電腦桌前起身,手裡握著他的喬尼,直接衝去房間隔壁的廁所~
「奇怪!?門怎麼掩上了?不管了踹開!」
那時廁所的門是掩上的!他直接進去,想要對準馬桶屠殺他的精蟲大軍~。
只見他媽坐在馬桶上面。
他就這樣射在他媽大腿上XDDD。
他媽:「你系勒衝啥?」(請各位用台語發音,超好笑XD)
朋友:「謀啦,阿我想金罵溫室效應金嚴重ㄋㄟ…。」
幹!雖然說我應該替他感到難過
但是我笑個不停啊XDDD!
啊對了
事後他有問他媽幹麻不鎖門
他媽:「我家欸,幹麻一定要鎖門?」
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