[無言]你看多的很誇張耶!!!
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我有個朋友心情不好或不爽時時,講話常會語無倫次,有時會把詞顛倒過來
比如說之前李四端報新聞的口誤:
"泡蟲裡面竟然有麵,讓我們帶您去看看究竟是怎麼回事"
好故事開始
話說我現在租的房子
外面的水泥地,沒有下雨總是一堆馬陸爬來爬去,有時候還會爬進一樓的陽台,怪噁心的,但
是一下雨角色就會變成蚯蚓,在水泥地上扭來扭去,梅雨季節多的跟什麼一樣,而我們車子
就停在外面的遮雨棚。
下雨後還是要出來填飽肚子,我那位朋友住我隔壁,於是相約出去吃飯。
朋友就看到了地上的噁爛景象,出去牽車還要邊走邊閃邊譙。
然後準備發車時
他突然大罵
"幹!!!"
"安抓?車子淋到雨發不動喔?"
"幹不是啦,你看多得很誇張耶,我踢了踢我的蚯蚓竟然掉出2台摩托車!!!"
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