[無言] 有必要這麼感動嗎?
話說大學生消遣本來就不多
在桃園的話活動就更少了
脫不開唱歌打保夜衝之類的
有一天
我們社團辦了一個夜衝活動
我由於是學長,所以押後
載著一個小學妹
問題是我並不知道路要怎麼走
所以我只好一直跟緊緊跟緊緊
但是到最後我還是被迫闖了一次紅燈
還發覺到閃光燈閃在我身上的感覺
X的,我被拍照了
所以那次夜衝後我就一直心驚膽跳
不知道什麼時候罰單會寄到家
上次紅線托吊就被唸半天
這次不唸半年才怪
過了幾天
家裡終於打電話過來了
父:你是不是闖紅燈拉?
我:嗯,抱歉
父:那個人真的是你?不是你同學借車?
是鬼遮眼噢,自己的兒子認不出來
我:是我沒錯拉
父:我兒子終於載女生了
我兒子終於有載女生了
我兒子終於載女生了
事後我老爸還不斷拿這件事跟我親戚說
導致我最近電話響個不停
還有人以為我要結婚了
聽說那張照片現在被表框放在我家
該死
老爸
你兒子行情沒這麼差好嗎?
載個女生而已
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