[無言] 我在演DIE HARD!
有人叫我PO笨版....
所以我就PO了!
事情是昨天發生的,不過昨天我就寫好了,所以大家別搞混日期
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今天是颱風天,可是依然要上班 (員林Seednet工讀生)
一開始還好,只是風大了點
我運氣不錯還接了一筆業績
雖然這筆業績我跟這位歐巴桑糾纏了一個禮拜左右
下午風開始變大了
首先是兩個鐵招牌從我頭上飛過
還好我165全殘,不然應該會正中頭腦
(什麼時候165變全殘了? 現在連標準都要黑心了嗎? )
然後隔壁停車場的鐵欄杆被風吹斷了,整根鐵做的欄杆大概3公斤重往我這飛過來
還好我閃掉!
接下來是順發三樓的排水管斷了,在我前面三公尺垂直降落
雖然排水管是塑膠的,但是他是被吹斷的,所以有一頭是尖的
如果我再往前移動幾步,大概要被灌腦了
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看到以上,你一定會覺得我寫錯標題了
我根本在演絕命終結站!!
接下來更精采!
有個騎野狼的阿伯被風吹倒了,整個人被壓在機車下面
我看到馬上衝過去扶他,沒有外傷,
但是看起來骨折了......因為他腳底板整個歪了......
所以我幫他叫了救護車
然後接下來的兩個小時我扶了3台雷殘的機車
不過都沒叫救護車
真的很扯!
但最扯的在後面!
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差不多在四點的時候,有個媽媽帶嬰兒來順發買東西
媽媽買完東西在跟人聊天...
結果一個不注意,嬰兒被颱風吹走了!
我沒有說謊!!
嬰兒連人帶車(嬰兒車)一起被風吹走了!
媽媽在旁邊還沒有注意到!!
我一個箭步過去把嬰兒車抓下來
還好他有綁安全帶,不然他一定會被吹到台中
不過他的敞篷嬰兒車毀了,無法敞蓬了!
為什麼會有那麼笨的母親會在颱風天帶小孩出門?
傻傻的
結論我上個班跟布魯斯威力一樣,打不死還要救人.....
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有看的人去辦一下Seednet網路吧,學生專案到月底.....冏rz
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