[眼殘] 耳朵不要太靈~
今天帶著白癡狗出去散步,外帶一隻瘋狂欠打的黑皮狗。
就在走到堤防那邊,聽到奇怪的聲音。
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事後想起來覺得,人要學會裝傻..................
聽到什麼聲音,就假裝沒聽到就對了。
不然學阿珍,暈倒就對了...
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靠....腰在西邊的太陽上怎麼會聽到哀嚎聲。
幹...什麼的怎麼會是一隻白色小狗,帶著純白無暇的毛,身陷在一個保麗龍箱上。
頭上全部都是璧蝨,屁股上有十多隻牛豍貼在傷口上吸血,
每隻大概都有小指頭指甲大小。
傷口附近有蒼蠅留下的好人好蛆代表。
幹...這一行的怎麼會有 爛人 把狗丟在這邊。
我抱著保麗龍箱,手裡牽著一隻隨時會爆走的瘋狂狗。
還要遙控沒綁繩的白癡狗閃車子過大馬路。
瘋狂狗還一直想撲上來咬這隻白色小狗。
讓我也很瘋狂的用藍白拖打回去這隻沒有受過母愛,看到小白狗就抓狂的瘋狂狗。
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吃完飯,載著白色小狗去東海遊園路上的獸醫院。
一開始進錯家,跑到狗醫院。(應該是另一間有在做美容的店才對)
醫師還跟我說:「看到用紙箱抱來的狗就很不吉利。」
XX,我也不想撿到這麼可憐的狗阿,好奇真的會殺死一隻貓。
我好奇撿到一隻狗。
再跑到那間有在做狗美容的店的時候。
能想像一個運動完(去溜狗卻不斷在路上用藍白脫教訓那隻瘋狂狗),
很狼狽的牽著一隻不像哈士奇的哈士奇白癡狗,然後又抱著一個紙箱。
紙箱的小狗又一直在該該叫.....。
其他的客人應該看到傻眼吧....
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最後剃掉毛,治理傷口。
餵藥、滴除蝨劑....還得買藥總共花了一千元。
不想養狗就是覺得很花錢,想不到撿到了狗...
以後要拿飯餵他就好,要吃好料的自己去外面找。
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唉...這就是人蔘吧。
醫師問我這隻狗的名字,要寫在藥單上。
我打算把這隻狗叫做小黑。
小黑,加油好嗎?
如果明天你就死了的話,我這一千元就白花了好嗎?
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