[無言] 老天都幫忙(微閃)
我國中同學之前在追一個女生
第一次告白被打槍,之後還是朋友身分有在聯絡
直到最近一、兩個月,除了會很多人一起約出去玩之外
女主角也會跟我同學單獨出去玩,可能有曖昧了吧,眼見時間成熟
就在前幾個禮拜,詳細時間忘了
他在晚上十一點多時,去他家樓下準備第二次告白
就在樓下等女主角,剛好遇到警察在查贓車
以下是轉述我同學跟警察對話:
警察:機車是不是贓車?行照駕照拿出來
同學:不是(遞行照駕照)
警察:這麼晚了你在這幹嘛? (這輩子還沒在等人時候被警察盤問= =)
同學:等朋友 (同學緊張得要死還來亂)
警察:女朋友後
同學:是女的,但還不是啦
警察:需不需要"倒三剛己勒(台)"
同學:不用啦,謝謝啦
警察:是認識多久...怎麼認識的...就開始喇賽= =
就在這時候...
女主角下來了,一臉疑惑怎麼有警察在跟我同學講話
不知發生什麼事
強者警察:抓著我同學手臂一副要把他帶走
女主角:是發生什麼事
強者警察指著我同學說:他說他在等人,如果不是就帶走
還問女主角是不是他女朋友...
女主角:.....
......
是啦是啦!!!!
就這樣在一起了....
笨板首po..
不知有沒有笨到
現在警察除了開紅單還當紅娘...
後續:
女主角說這梗很爛= =
這個...不在一起都難XD
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